I would rather be honest than impressive: Archive

A chat between me and some guy on Facebook. Some guys just can't take a hint.

Guy: So you're single now?
Me: Yep.
Guy: What happened?
Me: Long story short, He didn't think we would ever get better so he gave up and left the relationship.
Guy: So you're in the mood to flirt?
Me: No, I feel like complete shit.
Guy: :/
Me: Yeah, it sucks.
Guy: hmm, lets get in bed, that will cheer you up.
Me: I've been in bed all week doing nothing, it doesn't help.
Guy: Cuddle with me ?
Me: Thanks, but no thanks.
Guy: Please?
Me: No.
Guy: Ugh.
Me: Yup.
Guy: Lets fuck. :D
Me: Ugh, no.